Channel A News

I watch the news a lot. I’m always up late at night reading articles online, and when it’s morning I turn on the news. You could call me a “newsoholic”, because when I have nothing to do I’m doing something news-related.

Anyways, one day I was going through news channels until I found one I never saw before called “Channel A News”. “That’s a weird name,” I thought to myself. I turned it on and the weatherman was in the middle of talking about how cold it was outside. “And in Miami, a below freezing temperature of -13 degrees fahrenheit.” What? Miami’s never cold! I watched for a little bit more and it said that Indianapolis was snowing. I’m in Indianapolis, and it’s summer!

The next day, I turned on Channel A and it said that the White House got crashed into by a car. I checked all the other channels I watch, and none were reporting on the incident.

I looked a bit more into Channel A, and saw that they had a website.

I read through it and it said all kinds of false stuff. “A helicopter hit the twin towers in 2003” “John F Kennedy was stabbed in 1986” “The Egyptian Pyramids of Giza were bombed in 2017.” All false. It’s common knowledge that none of this happened. But it has videos of all of it happening.

Nobody else on Twitter I asked knows of this channel. This must be from some alternate universe.

It’s common knowledge that the Twin Towers were torn down by a wrecking ball. JFK didn’t get stabbed, he got hit by a car. The Pyramids of Giza were never built.

Apparently, there’s another alternate universe where people believed that The Twin Towers were hit by two planes in 2001, JFK being shot was another belief, and they even think the Pyramids of Giza are a thing. Weird stuff.